User:Swirl

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Serial blanker?

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Thice article is a piece of bin

Piece of bin — the ultimate purveyor of all things binny, vile, and malevolent — This article is damned to eternal torment in bin hellfire.
Considering selling your bin? .

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All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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