User:Subway572/sandbox

I have really low standards. Wanna exchange numbers?

Hey, you. Yeah, you, <insert name here>! How do I know your username on the internet? Well, that's not important. I just wanted to talk to you about the rough draft you turned in yesterday. Yeah, that one. It's Monday? Probably Sunday school. All day church service? Father's boy. Anyways, about the rough draft... [dramatic pause]

It was honestly, without a doubt, the greatest piece of literature of all time. In fact, I'm stapling it onto my limited edition signed R.E.M. 'READ' poster. Hm, seems there's no space. Oh, I'll just put it on Bill Berry's mouth. Back to topic, I'd say it's on par with the very article we're contained in. That's right! You RULE. What was that you said? Do I mean it? Of course I mean it.

WRONG!

So you know that part in that movie Whiplash, spoilers by the way, when they're at the restaurant, and they're all friends and stuff, and then J. Jonah Jameson says I know you ratted me out and stuff? I totally did that. I did a Whiplash. I won an Oscar, <insert name here>. How does it feel? To be overshadowed by an old man, like myself. Praise me. Shower me in love and kisses.

Oh yeah, the essay. Where to start? You used "due to the fact that" a total of 2 times...hmm...I think that was it. Oh! You used ChatGPT. I think. I'm sure you did.

Hm? Is that all?

Yeah, about that much. That and you called me a mean name at the end.

Messed up, man.

Anyways, you're expelled.

Why? I don't need a reason why. But if I had to say, it's because I don't like you. That and I just told you last section. "Oh! Look at me! My essay's so perfect! I have straight A's in all my classes! I have 9 girlfriends as well as their boyfriends!" Well, guess what. I'm not falling for it. I KNOW you're one of them. See my glasses? Yeah, they're the ones from that movie, They Live. I can see your robot eyes. I can see your robot teeth. You're a complete fake. Have I watched the movie? Of course I watched the movie. They're aliens? Yeah, well screw you too. Goodbye, sucka.

What was the guy's catchphrase again? All I remember is ass... Oh, I remember.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

Wrong movie, we're talking about They Live.

BAM! Your face has just been blown off. I won ultra 100 mode. Hey, you can't talk. I totally kablew your face. Just accept it, rich boy. Even if it's in my imagination.

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, your essay. Wasn't half bad. B+.