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Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits: Overview[edit | edit source]
Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits is America's favorite southern-style, borderline-racist chicken and biscuits eatery, and is also America's number one diarrhea-causing fast food joint. Most Popeyes customers experience a feeling of great euphoria while eating their food, followed almost immediately afterward by an inability to evacuate their bowels fast enough.[1] Despite the obvious health risks involved with eating at Popeyes, it has experienced steady growth in popularity over the last decade, and it has received many supposedly prestigious culinary restaurant awards.[2]
What is it about Popeyes that keeps bringing people back time after each smelly, painful time? It looks like its time for me, Morgan Spurlock, to continue my never-ending quest: "Eat a Shit-ton of Crap Food and Chronicle the Damage It Does to my Body in the Hope of Making a Shit-Ton of Money, and One Day Leaving my Vegan Whore Girlfriend for a Supermodel!" (Now in conjunction with UnReviews)
Day 1[edit | edit source]
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