User:Smartie2742

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I am smartie2742 and I use DSL from the phone company. What more do you need to know?

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This user likes goats.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
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This user believes everything they read.