User:Skasem/Ford Pinto
“A barbeque that seats four.”
In 1967, the Ford Corporation was infiltrated by Harrison Ford, a secret cannibal agent of the Fnord group. His mission was to steal the secret plans used by Ford(the corporation)'s marketing division, and use them to raise the brand awareness of their ultra-secret Illuminati organisation.
But Ford(the Harrison)'s ulterior motive was to popularize a radical new concept in fast food: the cannibal drive-in. By changing the data from a few focus groups, Harrison nudged the company's strategy in a direction that would bring Ford(the corporation)'s public image down to sub-Fnord levels while advancing his own agenda. Nine months later, the Ford Pinto was born.
The Pinto's target market was the WASP population of middle America
integrated a hybrid external combustion engine into a stylish compact car
the Ford Pinto was marketed to appeal to the WASP population of middle America, who are reknown for their crispy pink skin and juicy tender leg meats when barbequed at high temperatures, thus the Ford Pinto would provide the cannibal minority groups with their much desired roadside meals.
The Ford Pinto is also remarkable for the use of Scratch'n'Sniff paint and comes in the colours Texas Chili Red, Mayo White, Barbeque Sauce Brown, Mustard Yellow, Baby Poop Yellow, and Salsa Verde.