User:Simsilikesims/Its NOT about me

About Me

• I don't multitask, but I do watch tv while surfing the internet with 5 browser windows open and playing Spider Solitaire. Unless my computer is stuck in safe mode. Then I beg Santa Claus for a new one. Actually, I multi-task a lot at work, wbut I let my computer at the office do most of the work with two monitor screens and eight to nineteen browser windows open. However, I still suck at Diner Dash and various time-management games.
• I am usually a pessimist, except when the glass is all the way full. Then I might complain about the size of the glass. Soda, milk or juice please, I dislike the taste of alcohol.
• I am proud to be an American, except when the Congress, the President, or the Corporations do stupid things.
• I like cats, except when my cat is biting or clawing me (which happens more often than you would think since she likes to claw for treats attention fun. Fun fact: In my experience, female cats bite more often than male cats. But each cat is different.
• I am on a gluten free diet. So forget the pie, cake and cookies, I can't eat them unless they're specially made. This includes fruitcake.
• I enjoy online karaoke. Here's a sample: [1]
• Update: I got a new gaming headset - it works great for online karaoke. I also recently listened to Arabian rap music (yes, in Arabic), after a link was sent to me on Facebook Messenger. I'll listen to almost anything once. And no, I don't speak or understand Arabic - it was like listening to Simlish rap music.
• I sometimes go by "userafw" - starting with the time I created that alias on AOL for my email address. Ask me about it sometime on Discord.
• I can also be found on uncyclopedia.ca (a rival site of the same name). But I plan to stay active on both sites.
• Current webmistress of uncyclopedia.org. HowTo: Get both sites to hate you: Link them together on one site. Yes, the pictures need improvement, since I am not a Jpeg artist. But I think I have improved the text enough.
• True story: Family sent me to therapist to find out what was wrong with my attitude and general pessimism. Therapist fired me because she thought I was too lazy, and advised me that she doesn't specialize in changing attitudes or fixing pessimism. If I thought goal-setting would help me, I would have sought out a life coach.
• I like watching yucky stuff being REMOVED from people's skin. I vicariously feel a sense of relief when the stuff comes out. Yup, Dr Pimple Popper fan here. Prefer not to see blood or infections, but don't mind POWs and earwax.

Old News about my personal life

• My (American) football team finally won the Big Game 2013 by a nice big margin, but I had to work and didn't get to watch any of it.
• My keyboard has a problem. So I got a new one (finally). Now my mouse has a problem (so I use Mousekeys).
• I am engaged and moving in with my fiance. happily married. He does the cooking and the laundry. I take out the trash. He has the final say on everything, meaning I have to make fewer final decisions. (If I were more decisive, maybe I'd actually finish more of the articles in my userspace that I cannot decide how to finish.)
• I like to set the comments sections of YouTube "Hell videos" in flames...often resulting in the disappearance shortly thereafter of said comment section.
• I like white chocolate mochas. Still true in 2021 2023.

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