User:Shrike

Home movie of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at Shrike's house.

The Shrike, when not otherwise busy impaling the inhabitants of Hyperion, serves as a world-reknowned expert in the Medieval history of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And much like Peter Parker who is able to take pictures of Spider-Man, the Shrike has a 'special' relationship with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who allows him to take photographs in his various forms. Okay wait - Peter Parker is Spider-Man; it's that whole alter-ego, secret identity thing that super heroes have, and the Shrike is not claiming to be the secret identity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. So, maybe it's more like Tonto and The Lone Ranger... except... Tonto didn't have a camera. Okay, how about when Robin takes pictures of Batman when they're in the bathhouse? Wait - I'm not implying that me and the FSM have a gay relationship - not that there's anything wrong with that. I love the guy, but it's more like the kind of love one has for a preternatural being, The Intelligent Designer, the Big Kahuna. Maybe I'm more like Kato to the Green Hornet - a Kung Fu master who kick's ass. Except it always seemed to me like the Green Hornet was a simpering wimp who should have been the sidekick to Kato. And beside, I don't know Kung Fu. Okay - the FSM comes over to watch football on my big ass plasma TV, and I take pictures when he's not looking.