User:Shandon/Obituary/Two

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"Big Chief Castro say, bring more tobacco, white man!"

Such priestly sentiments! A budding theologian! Could career clergy carry--erg.

Let us not jump the gun.


The year is 1960. Your shouted request into Fidel Castro's ear goes unheard by the others as it is ripped away by the wind. The jeeps, in reponse to his signal, veer sharply onto a side-street, then screech to a halt in front of a structure. You are: