User:Shandon/Obituary/Seven

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 What Color Is Your Obituary? Score: -32 Question: 3
These Rhodes scholars are very interested in what you think. They have only a short time to save their tottering world from Mad Cow Disease.


Watch the gas gauge of life too closely and you'll miss hearing the rumble strip of destiny.


You have two cows. The best description of the actual situation is that: