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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 666	Question: 3
Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions. What Color is Your Obituary ? The color of your obituary is Green. Ooooooh. Should've told you that thing about the radium. Yeaaaaahhhh..... D. July 4, 1934, Sallanches, from being crushed under the staggering weight of two Nobel prizes in science. Best known for keeping radioactive material in her desk drawer and exclaiming how that bitch Stephen Hawking had nothing on her, our hero won her first Nobel prize for inventing the spork, then a process that became the international standard for turning horses into glue, and late in life created a two-headed gas attack warning parakeet for the US Army. She was most proud of her work at the Alamo, where through industrial engineering car rental forms were able to be completed five times faster than previously. By all accounts she departed this earth a happy glow-in-the-dark spinster. Are you intrigued into wanting detailed information about your specific existence? Try our PERSONALIZED SERVICE -- a true bargain at only $29.95! Beta Version available soon! Questions? We're here to help ! Try The Test Again!