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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 9.5	Question: 3
Thanks to oil exploration kickbacks, all penguins may someday have their own wool sweaters. Very well. Let us immediately put your values to the test-- The United Nations, to which you have been appointed delegate to a committee, is considering opening up Antarctica to oil exploration. You: think of the cute little penguins and vote NO! hope that increased supply of independent fuel will lower prices, and resignedly vote Yes. ignore the legal problem and quietly call your broker about some oil startup stock, and vote YEAH! ABSOLUTELY! BIG TIME!!