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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 1008	Question: 3
Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions. What Color is Your Obituary ? The color of your obituary is BLUE. You have died in a freak Lear jet/stove pipe hat accident. Unauthorized biographers rush to claim your life as their hallowed ground, and the newspaper editors cry out: D. December 10, 1990, Los Angles. Enjoying the tango of business and international spying, our good doctor had the outrageous distinction of being able to land in Washington, Beijing and Moscow without bothering to call ahead, as well as being declared guilty of illegally helping a Republican and then being pardoned by a Democrat. Only Nixon could go to China, and only our hero could go to Libya. Pencils, oil, art museum; he tried his best to get noticed by the world, but lost out to the Dali Lama. Are you intrigued into wanting detailed information about your specific existence? Try our PERSONALIZED SERVICE -- a true bargain at only $29.95! Beta Version available soon! Questions? We're here to help ! Try The Test Again!