User:Shadow Addict

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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

I appear to be addicted to templates.

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also more templates

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.