User:Shabidoo/retromockup

2005

One of uncyclopedias most classic and most beloved articles. It has been copied on satire wikis in many different languages and has certainly inspired peace and even unwanted children. One user said "whenever I'm feeling blue I just look at AAAAAAA!". Well...actually thats kind of sad that an uncyclopedian article is what makes you not depressed.

Cabbage

Cabage is one of the beloved short and sweet articles. There is no padding and no compromise. Full of cusses and dirty words, the article either makes you laugh or makes you want to never return to uncyclopedia.

2006

Bouncy Castle

Only bouncy castles can protect a kingdom from suicidal pterodactyls.

Fisher Price:

A Retrospective

Another classic article thats just a little bit of an in-joke. It is in response to some anonymous editor that left the text "go eat shit fuckers" on some page or forum. I don't remember...but it should make anyone laugh.

2007

Really Big Tree

Another one of our beloved articles. It is an example of how a good writer can take the very same subject, mixed with hyperbole and a ton of repetition and still stay fresh and funny.

Heat death of the universe

An example of one of uncyclopedias really geeky writers trying to make science funny...and yes...science parody can be funny...much much funnier than The Big Bang Theory.

2008

Sania Mirza

Sort of like how Izak Hays left south park when he had to taste his own dose of satyre...Sania Mirza is a beautiful parody of those who can dish it but never take it.

Turing Duck Test

In case you feel void of meaning and unaware of who and what you are as a person...with this test you can find out if you are really a person to begin with.

2009

Waiting For Godot 2

Only a genius uncyclopedian can take an absurd and near-meaningless dialogue and make it absurd-er and meaningless-er.

Dragon Worrier

Another article written by geeks for geeks...you'll never see role playing computer games the same...even though no one ever seems them any more any ways.

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