User:Seahen/Ucows/Spam

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From: Euroicows <[1]> To: you
Subject: These 2 cows can be yours!
Euroicows wants to let you have two cows! All you have to do is complete 200 of our offers for such products as credit cards (with 48.59% APR) and beef (not USDA-inspected), refer just 50 friends to our service, and send €999.99 to cover shipping and handling. Read more...
Hooray, less spam than legitimate mail here!
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