User:Rolssperling
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About me: [edit | edit source]
A splash of dash,
A rash of smash,
A sprinkling of pure genius,
A love of life,
A dove in strife,
Bewildered thoughts most heinous.
A crime in time,
A dime of grime,
An engineer in weakness,
A knight of sight,
A sprite of plight,
A future facing bleakness.
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News [edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Warney goes gaga
- UnNews:Prolific UnNewser gains prestigious award
- UnNews:Testing for Alcoholism
- UnNews:Jordan fucks fans off
- UnNews:Once a Blue always a blue red
- UnNews:"Plagiarists make my life living hell" says Mozart girl
- UnNews:Suicide now legal in the UK says MP
- UnNews:Pope unveils latest love list
- UnNews:Ponting dismisses 'flour' jibe
- UnNews:Phil Taylor applies for 'Satan' job
