User:Reen

This user is a chav hunter.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

This user is a timelord, and fought in the time war.

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.

REEN, a humanitarian disaster

In soviet Russia, Gorba Chovs you. (what the hell?)

Tony Blair: Unsung hero? NO!!!! the unhung tyrant.

Reen was raised in a sound proof box, located squarely on the boarder between Greenland and Narnia. He often aspired to follow in his friend Matt Wren's footsteps, and become a travelling prop comic, where he would often use vegetables to stimulate members of his audience. (They like to eat healthy) Usually rednecks from the village of London, where incest is rife.

Acquital of Manslaughter

Reen was aquitted of manslaughter in 1568 ABCD, when rapper Jeezus of nazareff was found upturned in a pie, the trial prooved that Oprah was the killer, she subsequently interviewed herself about this.

Tony 'Mimo' Blair can go stuff himself...........no, George 'Trrist wepins' Bush already does it for him...you should have seen it when Tony entered Bush's oval office. WOW: THAT SUCKED (said Tony).

meh.

To date, Reen's life is nice and sundry, any one can join his country. And crime is against the law. He is also rumoured to be seeing supermodel Terry Wogan, and Stan, this was deemed unethical, his glasses are broken.

Favourite Colour ... Invisible

Favourite Number... Jeremy Clarkson

Favourite TV show... Saddam and pals. The Series has ended!

Reen's personals: see you next christingal. RonalD McReagan is watching. Watch your back! Change the channel. Got Milk, no.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a world citizen …and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!

This user is a total UKer

and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly.

(British Uncyclopedians)

Meat

This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

Meat

I whole heartedly endose this product and/or event..

*user: Cadoor 
*Simpsons
*Power Rangers
*Uncle Isaac's magical hair removal

External Links Galore

See where they go! Reen accepts no responsibility for outside content

I don't advertise............I plug.

Visit the newest Nazi recruting centre!!! Content on external site: may contain facts

Vote For Blair?.......... For shame! In the corner, think about what you have done! no...the .45 is not the answer, the M16 is

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