User:Realdeal 55/Fort McMurray

“Who needs clean air, anyway?”

~ Ralph Klein on Fort McMurray and the Kyoto Accord

Fort McMurray is a Hamlet in northern Alberta with the unique distinction of being the capital of both Asia and Newfoundland at the same time.

Population Makeup

The population of Fort McMurray has a value of $X$, where $X$ is the value of the population of Fort McMurray. The makeup of the populus of Fort McMurray is always represented as such:

Culture in Fort McMurray

A standard Wiggeraticus Stonercus.

The major culture in Fort McMurray is Wiggeractius Stonercus. This culture can be found at city transit stops around the area at almost any time of the day, as well as in most back alleys. The main passtime of this culture is intoxication, with both alcohol and street drugs. If confronted by the Wiggeraticus, do not panic; they are too drunk/high to cause you any real harm.

Other cultures that can be found in Fort McMurray include:

• Aboriginus Drunkenus, who can be found at almost any time while wandering around. Not to be confused with:
• Aboriginus Actually-works-for-a-living-and-doesn't-waste-their-money-away-on-alcohol-us. These are more difficult to find, only because they are actually work, as the technical Latin name suggests.
• The Asians, when not working, can be found riding the city transit at almost any time of the day, on any route. While the abundance is high in most areas of town, it is the highest near the Sawridge Hotel, their headquarters.
• College Students, who act like the Wiggeraticus, but don't look like the Wiggeraticus.
• High School Students, most of whom look like the Wiggeraticus, but only some act like the Wiggeraticus. It is a common misconception that all High School Students are really Wiggeraticus in disguise. In reality, relatives to the Wiggeraticus make up only about 70% of the High School Students' populus. As for the rest, 25% are Band Geeks (and their close friends) and the final 5% are Jocks.