User:RabbiTechno/TechnoShed/30dos/P1

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30 Days of Shite - the thrills! The spills! The...erm...frills!

Alaska's there? Who'da thought it? "Sod that," you think, spotting Burma on a different page and making a mental note of its whereabouts just in case the question ever comes up in the pub quiz down your local, "Perhaps I'll choose St. Tropez instead!"
Just a few days later, your plane lands at St. Tropez airport and, as you leave the terminal you see the golden beach. You head straight there and almost immediately a gorgeous woman/man/species of your preference walks over to you. "Hi," she/he/it says, "I hope you don't think I'm too forward, I was just wondering if maybe you'd like to join me for a drink?"
Enjoy your holiday!