Attention men, women, and dead babies: Princess Zeke is
most likely a mentally unstable, 14-year-old, heroin addict. It is DEFINITELY recommended that you do not read this article for the sake of your cardiovascular health. It's awesome story will collapse your heart and liquify your liver.
Princess Zeke was born, and soon to be trapped in, the closet. His mother, Alison Cheigns had no difficulty with this, as mid-wife, Kurt Cobain assisted with the birth (as well as the fact that she was huffing kittens prior to giving labor). Previous sonograms said it would be a girl. But wouldn't luck have it; It was a borderline-retarded metalhead.
He has none. Why the hell else would this article be here? What are you, stupid? But while this space is less occupied:
Well, funny story... TRUE story. He's not really dead in the sense of "A chick with the slight problem of FUCKING CORPSES would fuck him/her/it", but more in the sense of "You're dead meat, McFly". So I thought for a second, for anybody who gave a
flying fuck hoot, that I should clear that up...
- He might be retarded
- Says who?
- Says your mom
- MIND YOUR OWN SHIT, MAN!
- He hates America
- He's American
- FUCKING CLAUDE SPEED!