User:Pretender

Hallo all. I am the Pretender - I'm actually one of Beethoven's symphonies, but I moonlight as a sonata.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

fr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français. fr-3

it-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Italiano. it-2

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers. eo-G

gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs-N

la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin. la-1

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly. (British Uncyclopedians)