User:Pretender

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Hallo all. I am the Pretender - I'm actually one of Beethoven's symphonies, but I moonlight as a sonata.

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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Italiano.
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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers.
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This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
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This user is a total UKer
and can pronounce aluminium correctly.
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