User:Pretender

Hallo all. I am the Pretender - I'm actually one of Beethoven's symphonies, but I moonlight as a sonata.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

fr 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français. fr 3

it 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Italiano. it 2

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

eo G This user does not speak Esperanto and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Esperanto speakers. eo G

gbs N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs N

la 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin. la 1

This user is a total UKer and will commit murder for a proper cup of tea. (British Uncyclopedians)