User:PeregrineFalcon999/Who is He?
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“Holy shit it's a bird!”
“If only my keyboard shortcuts had been on when I created PeregrineFalcon99. Then I could of undone him before it autosaved. It is now too late”
“He is our saviour! Hurrah!”
PeregrineFalcon999. A figure who has haunted Uncyclopedia for so long, there is now a reason to expect he is a caveman. Albeit with mass intelligence and wit. But it is the question on everyone's lips which is the most mysterious. Who IS he?
Yeah, who IS he?[edit | edit source]
Some say he is a god, an infinite being from the sky, brought to earth to release his knowledge upon the human race. Other's think he is that fricken' bird who shat on their head yesterday. Others say he's just an unfunny moron. From whichever view, PeregrineFalcon999 is a figure of all that is good and evil in this world - a personification of al human qualities. Well, maybe only the bad ones.
No Really, Tell Us...[edit | edit source]
What are you, a pedophile or something? But on the hand... whatever. So I've granted myself permission to interview... myself!
Q: What is your real name?
A: Err... next question please.
Q: Why do not reveal your name? Fear? Embarrassment?
A: ...
Q: Okay... onto a new subject. If you could eat dinner with a dead person, who would it be?
A: A dead person? Yech! I wouldn't eat lunch with a dead person! Would YOU?
Q: Oi! Be serious!
A: Gee, what happened to your sense of humour? Oh, and 'Oi!' is not a question.
Q: Shaddup! Now, next question. Can you tell me your real name?
A: Fuck! If you say that again I'm going to kill you!
Q: But then you'd be killing yourself...
A: Big deal! Uncyclopedia won't miss me!
Q: Well then do, you fuckface. Bring it on!
A: Er... stuff this.
Satisfied?[edit | edit source]
Of course you aren't. Damn you, villian.
