User:Patius

Hi. There is no one here. So you may as well leave.

Wait, you are still here? Damn, you are persistant.

OH COME ON! Why are you still here?

Ok. So you really want to stay here. Ok. Thats cool.

What? You expect me to put something here? I'm too lazy for that!

Ok. Fine! GO AWAY! I WARN YOU!!!!

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

Please mark adult content with a warning for young readers.

How else are they going to find it?

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This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a mutant.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's head A SPLODE.

Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'.

		This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are not ^on their way.

	You have won the Urkel Heart! This Uncyclopedian is very smart, annoying, and wears suspenders.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Ok. It seems that you are intent on staying here. I see how it is.

Greetings you pathetic fool. Welcome to my user page of DOOM!

I am known simply as Patius, as you can tell. My hobbies include playing with my Wii, Clubbing baby seals, clubbing Bono with a baby seal, eating, being a n00b, and owning two cows.

I also am sinister giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone. I pass at the mouth.

BOOBIES!!!!

oh. and you may want to see my now under construction page: User:Patius/how to:make a coke grenade