User:Palaxzorodice/Vanilla Ice-Cream

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“Vanilla the best!”

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Vanilla ice-cream is the first flavour invented in the ice cream history. Before that, people are eating plane ice cream with no any flavour. The simply blend the ice cream with sugar or anything they like. It was a great history on inventing the first flavour, vanilla flavour on the most popular dessert. Currently, the vanilla ice cream has been recorded as the world most impressive invention on The Guinness World Record. Even a three year old child knows what is vanilla ice cream.

History[edit | edit source]

Vanilla is born in a extreme evil experiment done by Albert Einstein. In that time, he was going to make a cloning of human in a form of dessert. After many tries, he succeed and......THE VANILLA made!!!

Family[edit | edit source]

Vanilla ice cream has two younger brother and a sister. Here is the list.

  • Chocolate Ice Cream: Vanilla Ice cream's second brother. He hates him as his skin is so dark.
  • Strawberry Ice Cream: His younger sister. She is popular then himself...Oh, whatever
  • Crap Ice Cream: Crap.

What is Vanilla doing now[edit | edit source]

Currently, vanilla ice cream is working in the computer company owned by Bill Gates.

See Also[edit | edit source]