User:Ozoo

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“Not him! No!”

– Oscar Wilde on Ozoo

“In Soviet Russia, Ozoo insults YOOOUUUU!”

– Russian Reversal on Ozoo

“Find him! Kill him!”

– Dialect on Ozoo

“Not often I agree with a dialect, but Find him! Kill him!”

– Dr Who on Ozoo

“Find and Kill him we shall”

– Yoda on Ozoo

“Gimme a chance!”

– Ozoo on Ozoo

“No more chances”

– OZOO on Ozoo

“This is a mess”

– Oscar Wilde on the above converaation

“To Ozoo, or not to Ozoo: that is the question.”

– William Shakespeare on Ozoo


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This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.


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This user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school.
This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Galactic Basic Standard.
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and enjoys driving their Jaguar (NOT: JagWARR).
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Ozoo also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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