User:Orian57/UnBooks:Justice League of Document Controllers

I have the most important job in the world. I work for a conglomerate of businesses that sell things and offer services. Me and the rest of the girls do all the heavy lifting around here, though. We’re the ones answering calls, writing post-its; keeping said calls on hold until The Man decides he isn’t busy; posting post-it’s; putting important documents in the correct file; writing follow up post-its; making coffee; posting follow up post its on the coffee mug so that he might actually answer our cry for more post-its – it’s exhausting! And utterly, utterly thankless.

Which is why me, and all the other girls from behind the desks, formed the Justice League of Document Controllers. It’s like Fight Club but my friends aren’t imaginary, it’s a non-violent organisation, and it’s for women only. So in those ways it’s nothing like Fight Club. But we were drunk when we conceived it.