User:Obi wan kenobi
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The force is Born[edit | edit source]
Young Obi wan, was born in a up state aparment in a Galaxy far, far away. His childhood was very bitter and short. His dad would usally beat him untill he turned white. After his dad Mel Gibson kicked him out towards ruthless behavior towards the force Obi wan ran away to tatooine, where he meet a small green man who loved weed, who taught Obi Wan all about the powers of LSD. Obi wan quickly learned about this power and went beck to his home town of New york, were he ruthlessly killed his father.
The force is with you[edit | edit source]
After killing his father and then raping Padme, User: Obi wan returned to tatoonie, where he caught up with User: yoda. Yoda told him about a evil over lord powerful dictator named Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Obi wan then set out to kill and conqure and destroy Ahmadinejad. But he took a evil turn and turned to the darkside of LSD. He then joined Ahmadinejad and took over the Galaxy as the "fuher"