User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/Suck Muck!
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Doesn't Bananas eat Hindleyite? Suck muck suck muck! Ill!
“What?”
Doesn't Oranges eat Holmeron? Rock mock rock mock! Int!
“You know, ‘suck muck’ originated as a way to screw around with my old high school marine science teacher, and the phrase got really popular with the baseball kids, who still yell it whenever they see me.”
Doesn't Grapes eat Hooversauce? Sick fuck sick fuck! Ice!
“Uhh… the thing is, ‘suck muck’ sounds like it would be code for something sexual, but it doesn’t really mean anything at all, other than literally sucking muck, and that’s why it’s such a powerful catchphrase.”
Doesn't Apples eat HowardHughes? Pick pluck pick pluck! Ire!
“what the hell is going on here and why is everyone talking like i do in the section above”
Doesn't Cantaloupes eat Homerade? Cluck truck cluck truck! Imp!
“Is this ‘a story built one H-eating fruit at a time?’ P.S.”
Doesn't Pears eat HomerSimpson? Tick tack tick tack! Its!
“Can’t you guys say anything normal? How has this shit been continuing for so long?”
Doesn't Watermelons eat Hamburglar? Hack sack hack sack! Ike!
“Bro, this isn’t funny.”
Doesn't Peaches eat Hurgusburgus? Shrek wreck shrek wreck! Ive!
“What even is an ive? Have you all collectively lost your minds?”
Doesn't Mangoes eat Hangopher? Stuck luck stuck luck! Ink!
“I just came back here and I have no idea what to say.”
Doesn't Plums eat Holocaust? Stock cock stock cock! Ilk!
“That’s it I’ve had it with you that does it I’m done that’s the last straw hididlneyeite”