User:OPOSSUM/Archive:UnNews:Unheard-of storms devastate California
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SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA, U.S.A., FEBRUARY 18, 2024. The entire state has had to suffer through the previously unheard of, freak feature, of literal water falling from the fucking sky. Can you believe that? Water. It fell from the fucking sky, like, seriously. Water. From the sky. How the hell is that possible? How can such a thing can happen at all? We only know legends of such a thing occuring, like, ever, am I right, guys?
All over the state, severe flooding alerts, warnings of the apocalypse. This is even more insane than the time the temperature nearly dropped below freezing in San Luis Obispo.
And the whole time everyone in Oregon is dying of laughter. How the hell do they do this? Are they fucking psychopaths?