User:NoStairway?

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .

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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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