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“I got sick and Mommy took me to see Dr. Seuss. Now my buh-gina hurts.”

~ Anonymous four-year-old girl on Dr. Seuss

“What? He's a pedophile? No way.”

~ Captain Oblivious on Dr. Seuss
  • NoNamesLeft/Seuss
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Dr. Seuss surrounded by his typical drug-induced hallucinations, circa 1991
Born
  • Alvin Simon Theodor Seuss Geisel
  • (1919-01-02) January 2, 1919 (age 105)
  • Whoville, Ohio, U.S.
OccupationMedical Doctor (disputed), Poet, Cartoonist
Years active1936-1991
Partner(s)Mr. Rogers (1969–1986)

Intro

Early life[edit | edit source]

He was born in a town very far from the sea, in the year of our Lord 1919 A.D. In a state called Ohio with mountains and trees, Seuss's mom raised her son with delight and with ease. Seuss's dad, sad to say, was not easy to please; he whipped little Seuss if he so much as sneezed.

Family Influence[edit | edit source]

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Other[edit | edit source]

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Adult Career[edit | edit source]

Purported Medical Doctor[edit | edit source]

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Work as a Poet[edit | edit source]

Keitel serving as a Marine Corps officer in Vietnam

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Work as a Cartoonist[edit | edit source]

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Personal life[edit | edit source]

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Controversy Surrounding His Death[edit | edit source]

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