User:Nightmare2123

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“Laws? What are these... laws you speak of? Where did they come from? What do they do?”

~ Nightmare2123 on laws

Behold the holy grail of all things unnecessary! It is your nightmare, your bane, your every little desire that you have ever had! It is everything and nothing all in one! It is the Anti-Holy Grail (Not related to the Antichrist)! Otherwise known as Nightmare2123. In Uncyclopedialand, he is now present, running amuck with all things that are good, bad, and downright ugly. While Dirty Harry won't be making an appearance, it is rumored that he is still lurking around, asking "punks" if they think they're lucky.

The Grand Works[edit | edit source]

Beware the power that Nightmare holds, for it is all completely and excessively unnecessary! It is unimaginable how this world can get by without all those frivolous things that everyone needs, like the automatic toaster, the Easy-Bake Oven, the Do-It-Yourself Lawn Care Kit, and last but not least, your Palminator.

My Original Stuff[edit | edit source]

  1. How to turn on your television

Collaborations[edit | edit source]

Zilch.

General Misdemeanors[edit | edit source]

~Countless...