User:Narutowiki5808/Secrets/CDM
| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Winner | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Comedy Bash (Christopher v. Jeff) | Christopher Titus vs. Jeff Dunham | Peanut, Walter, Jose Jalepeno on a Stick, Papa Titus, Mama Titus, and Lewis Black | Christopher Titus | Jeff Dunham: Neck snapped in half.
Papa Titus: Walter, Jose, and Peanut grow to life and rip him into pieces. Jose Jalepeno on a Stick: Peanut shows him an example of what happened and rips him into pieces like they did to Papa Titus. Peanut: Stomped on repeatedly. Walter: Mama Titus hands Christopher a pistol which he uses to repeatedly shoot him. Lewis Black then walks in, stomping on him. Lewis Black: Shot until weakened then stomped on until his stomach acid starting eating him. |
| Lewis Black vs. Stephen Colbert | Christopher Titus (The previous fight takes too long and they don't get to get to get to this fight so Lewis Black gets angry and interrupts the fight earlier fight) | Stephen Colbert | No Deaths: Lewis Black already died in the fight before so Stephen Colbert wins and they start the next fight. | |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus vs. Red Jumpsuits | Oscar Wilde, The Convicts, and Captain Courageous | Elias Reidy, Duke Kitchens, and Jon Wilkes (The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus) | Many audience members: Smashed by the car of the convicts.
Ronnie Winter: Spine snapped by Captain Courageous thinking it was the American Way. Captain Courageous: Head smashed in with a bat. The Convicts: The red jumpsuits come to life and strangle them. Joey Westwood: Runs around like crazy avoiding the red jumpsuits until he runs out of power and is also strangled. Red Jumpsuits: Stomped on, then put into the "Wa-Shredder" (Part washer, part shredder) Machine. | |
| Kiddie Fights | Oprah Winfrey as a kid vs. Oprah Winfrey as a teen | Chuck Norris (Guest Commentator, appears in all 3 fights) | The World (A world without Oprah is a win for the world) | Oprah Winfrey as a kid: Head smashed through the turnbuckle.
Oprah Winfrey as a teen: Killed the kid version of herself, causing herself to die anyways. |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic vs. Coolio | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Coolio: Disks thrown at repeatedly, stab heart. | ||
| Narutowiki5808 vs. Andy Milonakis | Wubbie (Andy's dog) | Narutowiki5808 | Andy Milonakis: Eaten by Wubbie. |