User:Ms.EmmeFloyd2

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My old Name was Ms.EmmelineFloyd but I lost the password ><

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My Page[edit | edit source]

YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!
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You <insert name here> Are French, Therefore You SUCK. You also consume meat and listen to Miley Cyrus whilst fucking fictional Emos on Myspace. Thank you very much <insert name here> for getting your pathetic French person germs all over my page, Now you owe me an apology Damnit. You SUCK, for being French, A meat-eating Bitch Fucker, For being French, and for Fucking all those 34 year old fictional emos on myspace who are a bunch of French Fuckers themselves.

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off aborted, hippie!

This user is a rapturous megalomaniacal cartoon that likes to program while trusty booming persons vegetate his US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet.

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FUCK the French

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“In the Free World, I own the template!!”

Blame it on France

We know those Bitchy Fuckers are somehow connected to this.

This page was originally sporked from Ms.Floyd

This user is a total UKer

and can pronounce aluminium correctly.

(British Uncyclopedians)

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For the High Glory of the English Reich, The Ms.EmmelineFloyd is monitoring this webpage. If you are here, they're already coming to get you, you sick French Person !

WARNING!

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What people say about Emmeline[edit | edit source]

“She Rocks”
~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

“Take That Fuckers!”
~ Ms. Floyd on Revenge

“Fuck Her”
~ God on Ms. Floyd

“I love Her”
~ Syd Barrett on Ms. Floyd

“Those Fuckers Must DIE!!”
~ Ms. Floyd on The French

“My hero”
~ <insert name here> on Ms. Floyd

What Emmeline says about Emmeline[edit | edit source]

Thy Name Is Emmeline "Pink" Floyd. You Suck, I rock. Any Questions? I hope not because you bore me. Noow Since I'm Super Fabulous, Let's Talk about my family. I'm Purley English. Any of you idiots have something to say about it? NO? Okay then

I'm a Pink Floyd fan. Which Is ironic since My Surname is Floyd, So I call My Self Pink Floyd

I enjoy Tofu. Mostly Because YOU Are a bitch for being a french meat-eater VEGANS ROCKS You, on the other hand, SUCK for being French Yeah You're French And You suck for it Fuck YOU French Person