User:Mrpastry909/Six Day War (Video Game)
Players: JewDah_Maccabbee (Israel's Levi Eshkol) King_Harkinian (Jordan's King Hussein) Pharoah_Man (Egypt's Gamal Abdul Nasser Da_Mounties (Lebanon) Damasco (Syria) I_Rock_67 (Iraq) Mutha_Russia (Soviet Union) Uncle_Sam (United States) united_nationz (UN) YouKay (UK)
The Blockade[edit | edit source]
*Pharoah Man blocks the Straits of Tiran for 50 damage!*
JewDah Maccabbee: WTF King! That's our water route too!
Pharoah_Man: STFU, we r surrounding u!
Mutha_Russia: kill teh Zionist pigs, comrades!
JewDah_Maccabbee: Help us united_nationz!
united_nationz: g2g
*united_nationz has left the game.*
Pharoah_Man: You dead, JewDah. My clan and i r gonna kill u!
Damasco: Cn I join ur clan?
Da_Mounties: Me 2! deth 2 Jewbags!!!11
I_Rock_67: We r 1337
Pharoah_Man: King, u comin r wat?
King_Harkinian: Idk, im not feeling good bout this...
Pharoah_Man: STFU FAG U R HELPING US OR WERE GUNNA PWN U 2!
King_Harkinian: k, jeez...
*Pharaoh_Man puts troops in King_Harkinian's territory.*
Day One[edit | edit source]
*JewDah_Maccabbee launches a massive air raid on King_Harkinian, Pharoah_Man, Da_Mounties, Damasco, I_Rock_67. It's super effective!*
Pharoah_Man: WTF half our air force is gone!
Damasco: WTF ours too! Lets kill teh Jews!
*JewDah_Maccabbee invades Sinai! Critical hit!*
*JewDah_Maccabbee invades the West Bank!*
*Pharoah_Man deploys troops to Sinai! 10 damage!*
*King_Harkinian defends the West Bank!*
*Da_Mounties and Damasco bomb Israeli towns! It's super effective!*
JewDah_Maccabbee: Shit, 2 fronts!
*JewDah_Maccabbee captures Mt. Scopus!*
King_Harkinian: Shit! Pharaoh, where the fuck r ur soldiers? Israelis r here in Jordan!
Pharoah_Man: Were in Sinai now, JewDah's holdin' us back!
*united_nationz has entered the game.*
united_nationz: JewDah wtf? Pharaoh told me u attacked them!
JewDah_Maccabbee: They blocked our water! They keep attacking me!
Pharoah_Man: Dude guyz im totally pwning JewDah he's retreating!
*JewDah_Maccabbee captures Umm Qatef! It's super effective! Egypt's Sinai base is destroyed!*
Pharoah_Man: FUCK!!!!
*JewDah_Maccabbee captures 'Ali Muntar Ridge! Gaza is trapped!*
King_Harkinian: Pharaoh, I thot u sed we culd kill the Israelis!
*Mutha_Russia has entered the game*
Mutha_Russia: JewDah's goin' down! You guyz cn hav mai weapns!
Pharaoh_Man: k thnx!
Day Two[edit | edit source]
*JewDah_Maccabbee captures Abu 'Ageila, Bir Lahfan, and al-'Arish!*
King_Harkinian: Pharaoh_Man, hurry up and help me!
*Pharaoh_Man strikes Israeli tank divisions with rockets! It's not very effective...*
*Pharaoh_Man sends propoganda to citizens. It's super effective!*
JewDah_Maccabbee: Not so tough now, huh Pharaoh?
*Pharaoh_Man withdraws from Sharm al-Sheikh. Israel now controls the Red Sea.*
*Pharaoh_Man moves troops to the Suez Canal*
Pharaoh_Man: King, where r u? You gotta help me! Fight JewDah!
King_Harkinian: Ask I_Rock_67 or Damasco!
*King_Harkinian blocks JewDah_Maccabbee at Jenin! A critical hit!*
*JewDah_Maccabbee air raids East Jerusalem!*
King_Harkinian: Don't lose ammunition hill!
*Israel reaches Mandelbaum Gate! +15 life!*
*JewDah_Maccabbee assaults Ammunition Hill! JewDah_Maccabbee takes it, but loses 50 hp!*
JewDah_Maccabbee: On to Mt. Scopus!
King_Harkinian: Dammit I_Rock_67, Damasco, Pharaoh, where the fuck r u guyz!?
Damasco: Dude, lemme just keep bombing JewDah.
King_Harkinian: u fuckin fag!!!
*King_Harkinian defends the Police Academy!*
*JewDah_Maccabbee uses paratroopers! A critical hit!*
JewDah_Maccabbee: King, u wanna surrender?
*JewDah_Maccabbee offers King_Harkinian a ceasefire*
Pharaoh_Man: King, u do that and once we get 2 Jerusalem you'll be next!
*King_Harkinian rejects the ceasefire.*
Pharaoh_Man: Hey King, let's say Uncle_Sam & YouKay are helping JewDah so we cn get help from Mutha_Russia!
Mutha_Russia: WTF? Here u go, more weapons. Death to JewDah!
*King_Harkinian's Big Lie is effective! Jordan gained International Support!*
I_Rock_67: Mai tiem 2 shine!
*I_Rock_67 attacks the Damiya River!*
*JewDah_Maccabbee uses aerial bombardment! King_Harkinian and I_Rock_67 lose air cover!*
*King_Harkinian sends troops to the Lion's Gate!*
*JewDah_Maccabbee rolls a 7, falls into Lion's Gate trap! -80 hp*
*JewDah_Maccabbee withdraws from around the Old City*
King_Harkinian: Take that Jewboy!
Game Over[edit | edit source]
*JewDah_Maccabbee wins the game*
JewDah_Maccabbee: Hey guyz, i dont wanna fight. peace if u recognize my right to login and ill give u ur land back.
Pharaoh_Man: stfu fag!
King_Harkinian: ...wut he sed.
Mutha_Russia: hey guyz wtf?
Uncle_Sam: JewDah that was pwnsome! u wanna join my clan?
JewDah_Maccabbee: Sure! kthnxbai.