User:Mr-ex777/Duel Masters/Phoenix Saga

Story

When the Great Mecha Kings saw this thing they literally shit bricks. No really. It's actually Shite.

10000 years past the Apocalypse in the reincarnation saga, the old world has been nearly swallowed by the time-space rift and nearly all the old races were extinct. However, there are 5 new races which are born; Grand Devils, Tyranno Drakes, Dreammates, Great Mecha Kings, and A bunch of nobodies known as "Arc Seraphims". As of why they are nobodies, it's because that they have no contribution to the storyline whatsoever. Return to the main topic, these 5 races has evolved to survive the apocalypse. Meanwhile, Some super-1337 organism known as "Phoenixes" started appearing from the time space rift and are nearly indestructible and invincible. Therefore, the civilizations attempted to promote military might to defeat them.

Meanwhile on the other side, The Guardians started to guard creatures from other civilization, brewing the next apocalypse 6 years later...

Then, they started to fight for resources. The Great Mecha Kings were the first to do so and they attacked the Furfags Dreammates thinking they were a bunch of shite. However, They were wrong as the Dreammates have planes, motorcycles and stuff and they were quickly owned. That's why Furfags can destroy everyone who saw them and there's no way to destroy them all till this day. Then they started to change their target to the scalies known as Tyranno Drakes. This time the Tyranno Drakes were all mighty Dragon-Lizards and looked more threatening than the Furfags next door but for some strange reason they were owned miserably. Then the remaining drakes started to align with the Grand Devils who were the spectators of the events. Then the Grand Devils started to use a Magic which revived ancient creatures Such as Alcadeias. But due to the incompletion of the magic, the revived Alcadeias corrupted and became "Death Arcadia, the Devil Saint", which serves a completely different purpose whatsoever. Using this new revival art they owned their enemies. However the Phoenixes were not amused and started crushing the devils, but they struggled due to Death Arcadia (which should be pretty easy to destroy No, it has slayer.) And so, they became the strongest race to compete against the Phoenixes.

But all came to a reversal as the Dreammates opened the Universe gate and caused more Phoenixes to appear, this time "Smaller" Phoenixes but they still had like 11000 power and the devils were overwhelmed. What's worse, the 1337est phoenix of them all, "Ultimate Galaxy Universe" appeared and it has the ability to create galaxy-distorting explosions and is virtually impossible to stop, and the devils were in danger of getting owned. Then under a desperate situation, they had successfully unlocked the mysteries of the past and revived the Dragons, which proved the devils, for some odd reason were heroes. However, they also created the new water and Light dragons which don't exist previously. And thus, the greatest war of this universe (For Now) had begun.

Sometimes looks can be deceiving. In this case, this guy is actually grade AAA+++ shite despite how the background story might tell you.

With the Dragons revived the world had started to war against the Phoenixes. But since the Phoenixes were indestructible, they fought on and fought on. But the worst (literally) Phoenix, "Supernova Blackhole Thanatos" had descended and the world had all it's life force drained and it becomes one sided to the Phoenixes. (Lies, Thanatos is Grade AAA+++ cow dung IRL.) But then a new Phoenix appeared, called "Supernova Bigbang Anasthathis" had appeared and it's the Phoenix of hope, so it revived the life force of the civilizations and fought Thanatos, eventually causing the two Phoenixes to be destroyed and the "upper part" of Duel Master History ends.

What actually happened

While everyone may think all is over when Bombazar gets owned by the new banlist, They were poorly mistaken. In reality a new card known as "Inferno Gate" Appeared and since it's so cheap that it only costed 5, people started to use Dandy Eggplant to put Bolmeteus Sapphire Dragon into the Graveyard and revive it using Inferno Gate within 5 turns which is virtually impossible to stop as Sapphire will own your butt within 5 turns. In the other hands Rush decks become insane due to all the support they have and just like Sapphire are virtually impossible to stop. And finally removal control still persists and any deck that was not Sapphire, Rush or Removal Control will get owned surely even with Phoenixes.

While race decks based on the core hybrid races are praised and advertised by officials, None of them are worth half a shit against the extreme Faggotry of the competitive metagame aside of the Grand Devils who made a small appearance which makes the Furfags sad.

In less than 1 year, Bolmeteus Sapphire Dragon is banned completely because TT obviously know what they had unleashed after the faggotry of Bombazar. Then all the Deck out cards, "Hell Slash", "Future Slash" and "Slash Charger" were owned by the banlist as well, and they were never seen since until 5 years later.

Then in DM-22 There were some absurdly powerful dragons such as Spell Del Fin which prevented the opponent from using spells at all, Necrodragon Guljeneraid who revived itself from the Grave, and Infinity Dragon who makes extremely powerful protection. And Dragon-spamming Decks started to uprise. There were some really OP Phoenixes as well, but Nobody Cares.

DM-23 is just Grade AAA++ shite and 99% of the cards are terribad bullshit that basically any player wants to eat them. However unlike DM-07 there were still some great cards, although not by much.

Notable Cards

• Phoenixes: Despite being horrendously OP, none of them were commonly seen and you should not worry about them at all.
• Inferno Gate: Revives any creature just for FIVE FUCKING MANA; Go tear yourself.
• Bolmeteus Sapphire Dragon: Bombazar's successor who literally owned the metagame with style. Thank god it was banned instantly.
• Betrayal Dragoon: I don't know if this is a Loli or Trap. I hope it's the former.
• Fuuma Vile Apostle: Shite Very rare who had it's race misprinted as "Gran Dodevil" Which earned Grand Devils a notorious nickname.
• Spell Del Fin, Light Divine Dragon: Super OP dragon who prevents your opponents from casting spells at all, forces them to play with their hand Face-up, and gets more power for each spell in his hand. Combine with King Alcadeias Sorry, sent to the Heavens for extra lulz.
• Necrodragon Guljeneraid: Rose from the grave when your dragons are destroyed, and your opponent destroying all your dragons at once will only cause 4 of these to appear. Just use Aqua surfer or stuff anyway.
• Babelginus, Demonic Dragon: Swaps the souls of two creatures. You can revive anything as long as it's not a Evolution Creature, and you can also swap one of your opponent's OP creatures with a piece of shite. But despite it looks so fierce, it can't do anything by itself once it's here. But who cares.
• Infinity Dragon: Makes your dragons Literally invincible until someone deducted their power to 0 and you are left to deckout yourself.
• Supernova Apollonus Dragerion: One of the most OP cards ever, it meteorburns and gets Power Attacker +15000 in addition to it's original 15000 power and breaks all your shields at once, and if you think you can remove it with a Terror Pit, you are going to get Mana-raped and you can hardly even stop it. Too bad it's owned by Slayer Blockers such as some demented clown puppet or a wasp.
• Supernova Betelgeuse Final Cannon: Owns you all. A true men's favorite. Despite it's female don't fap to it however, it's on drugs and stuff.
• Supernova Bigbang Anasthathis: The embodiment of hope and is one of the only cards in DM-23 who live up to it's name. Even then it's still Super OP like any other phoenix as it summoned FIVE creatures and your opponent is about to get owned if you get the correct creatures. That is, CORRECT CREATURES. You don't stand a chance as your lock is less than 0.
• Supernova Blackhole Thanatos: He's pretty cool but is actually grade AAA+++ trash. Totally not Despair at all.

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