User:Mordillo/vfhvote
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VOTE OR PIE!
VFH needs your vote. Vote now, or Savethemooses will force some of his mother's pies down your throat.
VFH needs your vote. Vote now, or Savethemooses will force some of his mother's pies down your throat.
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“There is only one thing in the world worse than voting, and that is NOT voting”
VFH needs your vote. Vote now, or Kip the Dip will make some more atrocious images like this one!
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Nobody cares about your votes
No, seriously, we don't really care about it, we'll feature one of TheLedBalloon's anyway.
No, seriously, we don't really care about it, we'll feature one of TheLedBalloon's anyway.
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VOTE NOW!
Or Boomer's care bear will continue his self molestation. Vote now, please, it's getting quite nasty
Or Boomer's care bear will continue his self molestation. Vote now, please, it's getting quite nasty
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NXWave has this adorable Japanese child in his basement
And he won't hesitate doing horrible things to him if you don't vote! Please! Think of the children!
And he won't hesitate doing horrible things to him if you don't vote! Please! Think of the children!
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Chuck the Vote
This man "recommends" you vote on VFH. Under user recommends you follow the first man's recommendation. We strongly recommend you follow Under user's recommendation in order to avoid being recommended a good hospital. Or mortuary.
This man "recommends" you vote on VFH. Under user recommends you follow the first man's recommendation. We strongly recommend you follow Under user's recommendation in order to avoid being recommended a good hospital. Or mortuary.
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Uncyclopedia recommends extreme caution while voting on VFH
After all, you wouldn't want to vote against Bonner's articles right? He knows where you live. He has a boner and he never hesitates using it.
After all, you wouldn't want to vote against Bonner's articles right? He knows where you live. He has a boner and he never hesitates using it.
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Save Us!
We've got all sort of crap flying around VFH. Since Super Jacques is nowhere to be seen we need YOU to help us save the planet!
We've got all sort of crap flying around VFH. Since Super Jacques is nowhere to be seen we need YOU to help us save the planet!
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