User:Monskervator
Monskervator I am Monskervator the Monsk I Monsk, therefore I am Descartes
Monsk[edit | edit source]
noun: one that uses a Monskervator e.g. That damn Monsk has been at the Monskervator again!
verb to act in a Monskish manner e.g. we went for a Monsk down into town
adverb a monskie way of doing something e.g. he ran Monsking around the house
Monskie[edit | edit source]
Noun Pet name for one who Monsks
Monskies[edit | edit source]
plural Monskies
noun the name of one that Monsks
verb wanting to get off and go e.g. "I've got Monskie paws" (Translation " I'm after a walk to the local pub for a drink") I Monsk, You Monsk He Monsks She Monsks They Monsk they are Monsking they have Monsked
Adjective one who is Monskie e.g."that is a really Monskiecat you have there"
What is a Monskervator?[edit | edit source]
A Monskervator is a special machine that Monskies use to Monsk
Monskervator the cat broke into the cupboard to find the monskervator after the cat found the Monskervator they used to to wreak havoc throughout the local area.
No-one has ever seen a Monskervator but that does not mean that they do not exist
Lack of proof of existence is no cause for disbelief cf god
The Monskervator is totally imaginary and as such it must be true, for the proof of reality lies in the abject absurdity of it's obvious fallacy.
Philosophers have contemplated the (non) existence of many things and despite their supreme intelligence they have not yet decided on whether or not the actually exist themselves, heaven forbid that they might make up their minds about the (non) existence of a hypothetical Machine which may (or may not) allow a Monskie to Monsk.
Just because this is made up does not mean that it is not true Erwin Schroedinger (1887-1961)