User:Misterworm

Misterworm is the internet alias of your mom. Misterworm was born in Indianapolis, Indiana. He enjoys a good book, sitting by the fire, satin sheets, and star-lit walks along the beach.

Stuff I've written:

• World domination
• America Accuses Iran of Stealing Cookies from the Cookie Jar (UnNews)

About me:

en N

This user is a native speaker of English.

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us N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

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re 3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.

re 3

ja 2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語.

ja 2

es P

This fucker speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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yt 3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of ytmnd.

yt 3

17 X

This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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