User:Misterworm

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Misterworm is the internet alias of your mom. Misterworm was born in Indianapolis, Indiana. He enjoys a good book, sitting by the fire, satin sheets, and star-lit walks along the beach.

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This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語.
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This fucker speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of ytmnd.
This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
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