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Trigger warning: This article on Trigger warnings has been meticulously screened for any word or words that could possibly cause offense or insult in any and every group demographic, and has been approved by both the American Civil Liberties Union, the Southern Poverty Law Center and at least six (6) different tumblr posters to be inclusive to all possible groups or combination of groups, including womyn, People of Color, people of all sexual and asexual orientations, People without Color, people of all genders and nonpeople persyns with and without sentience and sapience. This article is most likely inclusive to anyone or anything that is able to comprehend or detect the existence of words and colors, although single-celled persyns might experience moderate pain or strain through the ambient heat created by most PC monitors. It is kindly advised that single-celled persyns of all genders and identities use monitors with lower photon outputs. However, no one (including solipsists and singulitarians) can guarantee that a text is inoffensive to anyone and can be inoffensive to anyone all the time. The intersectionality of different identities makes it, by definition, statistically impossible to completely establish the offensiveness and/or inoffensiveness of any word in any medium, including text. For example, a word or words that is inoffensive to an Inuit man and a Finnish woman might be offensive to an Inuit woman or a Finnish man (of course, the privilege of a Finnish man counteracts most offense suffered). This article has been tested by Microsoft supercomputers to be inoffensive to 6*10^23 combinations of different identities, social constructed or otherwise, but complete mathematic uncertainty of inoffensiveness escapes our current progress in critical theory and critical feminist theory, and until then, this seemingly minute but very significant probability of offense or insult should not be understated. 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Hello, edit this page Hello, purge this page Hello, add new section to talkpage |
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There's a lot more secret content hidden ! This following code is top secret:
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