User:Mazaka/racism
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“We're not racist! We're just proud whites!”
“Hell yea!”
Racism? I'll tell you racism; those fucking spicks that illegally enter OUR country and steal jobs from us hardworking white citizens!! That's racism!!!
History of Racism[edit | edit source]
Okay, so first, at the beginning of time, God made the universe and the earth in 7 days. As we all know, God, in all his white glory, made Adam and Eve, the first people on earth. WHITE, might I add. So they lived in Eden, right? But then, they sinned, but notice that when they sinned, their skin got darker! Naw, it wasn't a tan; it was because they sinned.
Niggers African Americans[edit | edit source]
Now, lemme tell you a story about 'dem niggers. Did you know that they're black because they are all sinners? I know, because God told me. He told me in a dream that black people are the scum of the earth, loud, noisy, and rude!! And it's my job as an Aryan to dispose of the trash for God. Oh, and 'dem niggers are stoopid, too. Can't even talk right. At least us whites is intelligent to talk straight.