User:Mathguy112358

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

If you ain't able to reed none of them big words thatI be usin' try this page that be right here.

Now that the ruby-throated ones are gone, I will adding further text to this page later. Text that has words with many syllables

The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

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