User:Materialist

Uncyclopedia:Babel

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

241 I have contributed 241 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 241

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17-2

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2

ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak. ns-1

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow-1

fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh-G

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

Member of the Order

Who am I, you say

$Materialist=awesome/pie+american+x^{e}$
while
$x=LongCat-1$
and
$1/e=BroadCat$

Stuff I helped with/made

Made Bad Religion
Made JK
Made Transhumanism