Transhumanism
“Those humans are intent on living indefinitely? Aww, but I wanna smite their asses with mah four ponies of the apocalypse :( Unfair, dude.”
Foolish humans. While you all spend your time on your worthless television sets and computers, I have been concocting nanobots which shall bring humanity into the future. You shall pay for picking me last in the dodge ball games and stealing my lunch money.
Administer the Nanobots[edit | edit source]
Aha! I have now injected myself with the nanobots that shall raise me above you pitiable humans and make me something much more. I can already feel the changes occurring in me, making me stronger, more powerful, and filling me with nanobotty goodness! I am closely approaching a state where not even God or Poland will stand in my way! Although Chuck Norris may have a fighting chance...
Human evolves into Transhuman[edit | edit source]
I can already feel myself transcending you, you humans, and I have asked myself why I was planning on sharing this really super-duper cool formula with you, you insects are not yet worthy of the awesome transformations I have gone through. Maybe I will be able to be my own pleasure machine to myself and to others, the sky is the limit. I am not Borg, however, just somewhat like it, but not.
I have evolved beyond the need for a 'keyboard'[edit | edit source]
That's right, I am typing this without a keyboard, as I have recently acquired telekinesis from my transformation, and now nothing can stop me from achieving my true potential.
Post-human[edit | edit source]
Much like the caterpillar emerging from its cocoon as a snake, I too have evolved so far as to no longer be able to be considered human, thus, I no longer feel the need to punish you for your last dodge ball picking ways, and will soon depart from this planet, in search of a new place where my form will be accepted, farewell.
