User:Mascal4

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Mascal4 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Yep, I'm in...

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This user is a native speaker of Português.

pt-P

This fucker speaks Português heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

pt-G

This user does not speak Português and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Português speakers.

pt-X

This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers .

en-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

en-X

This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .

en-P

This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over 142.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A dog with money is addressed as Mr. Dog. Help!

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.

← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!

Then go away.

This user is a mutant.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)