User:Mascal4

Member of the Order

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Mascal4 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Yep, I'm in...

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This user is a native speaker of Português.

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This fucker speaks Português heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user does not speak Português and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Português speakers.

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pt-X

This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers .

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .

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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is over 142.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons. Help!

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user is a mutant.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.