User:Mannsvilla/Beige

"Beige" is a rap band from Albuquerque. They are most famous for their #1 hit, "Dis shit is beige, yo!". They have toured with the likes of REO Peedwagon, Kevin Federline, and Mr T.

Members

• Hillary Clinton- Vocals, keyboards[however the hell that works out, I dunno].

• That Guy- Banjo[does that belong with a rap group?]

• Bob Dylan- Drums, background noise

• Kel- Kazoo

Hillary Clinton and That Guy at an interview for the band[which, by the way, went horribly].

Forming of a legend

That guy and Bob dylan both needed some money to pay off their timeshares, but didn't want to work at McDonald's or Starbucks, so they figured they try forming a rap group. Thus the evil was born.

With the help of Hillary Clinton and "Kel", they had released their first album, "Yo!" in 1995. But after That guy and Bob Dylan still didn't make enough money to pay off their timeshares, they became very emo and soon left the band in a huff. After that, the only one who stayed in the band was Kel, only because he was "the God of kazoo". Kel now tours with Kid Rock, and has released 6 solo-albums since beige's breakup in 1996.

Kel singing in a music video.

Discography

Yo!, 1995

that's it. Sorry.

See Also

• REO Speedwagon

• Hillary Clinton

• Bob Dylan

• That Guy

• Yo!

• Kel

• Good Burger

• Fast Food

• Rap