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Aah, the magical flying creature of the bird! It is such a beautiful sight to see as they fly over your head. Be careful, as some of the birds will shit all over you and make you smell like bird crap.
Beginnings[edit | edit source]
Birds were most famous when the earth started way back in the day. The big guy in the sky created the bird to make a fool of your typical human being. The song of the bird goes tweet tweet tweet and sings to its mate way across the entire universe. Even though most birds can't be eaten (SAY WHAT?!).
There is a popular saying: the early bird eats (or gets, depending on where you are from) the early worm.
