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Welcome to UnNews[edit | edit source]
Sorry, but UnNews:Nintendo DeeEzz Unveiled at 31337 PEE3 is clearly not funny or understandable to the majority of humans. Therefore, it has been huffed. Despair not, however, yon n00b. Please try again, after reading the important information below. 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:21, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
the important stuff about UnNews articles[edit | edit source]
Welcome to UnNews, Madmikeuk, and thank you for contributing some crap, or something. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an UnNews articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.
Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and dispepsia.
Although I am an UnNews god cretin and an omnipotent admin, I am also humble, and realize that I make mistakes. I try to allow for some slack in others as well. If your article has been deleted or NRVd by me, it probably sucked, and in my opinion was not worth saving. Things which may protect you from my delete stick are;
- Pics with captions
- Links to other Uncyclopedia thingies, like this [[thingie]]
- Pay attention to suggestions in the UnNews article template
- Sources, fill in the info {{source|url= |title= |author= |pub= |date=Mmmmm DD, YYYY}}
- if I see this "[ ]" ', Mmmmm DD, YYYY
- instead of a properly formatted source, I may take it as a sign from the gods to delete the article
I've reproduced some other pertinent links below from Uncyclopedia:Community Portal which I recommend you peruse.
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- General Discussion about Uncyclopedia, questions, comments.
- If you're new read this
or you might be huffed.
- Information for new visitors to the site.
- We don't care how awesome you or your buddies are.
- Some helpful tips.
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