Zombie-Princess Zefyrina of Canada
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There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I can roll the image, make it flutter. I can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next decade, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. I repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to Zombiebaron.
“As one judge said to the other, 'Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.'”
– Drugs on William S. Burroughs
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
19 years and 1 month.
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This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work. |
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This user is an administrator, which explains their exceptionally high stress levels. |
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