User:Lukania

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Lukania[edit | edit source]

This wonderful user is the king of all Pepsi. He has traveled all over his small town in Ohio in search of the ultimate Pepsi product, and, in the mean time, has been slapping that bass. Wanna know more? Of course you do. Take a nice gander at all that this mofo has to offer.

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Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning!
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
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This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
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Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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